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What Your Manicure Really Says About You
When you’re meeting a guy, what do you look for first? Nice style? Toned arms? At least a full set of teeth? And how about other women? We swear we don’t judge but we notice when a girl is nicely put...
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17 Things To Do If You’re Snowed In
Shutterstock 1. Watch all of ‘House of Cards’ and ‘Freaks and Geeks’ on Netflix Instant. You will be a better person, with more to talk about at parties. 2. Have sex or masturbate. Do it a bunch of...
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27 Things Only Girls Who Are Obsessed With Their Nails Know
Shutterstock 1. How your hunger never seems all that pressing until you start doing your nails, and then all of a sudden, it’s like you haven’t eaten in 72 hours but you’re on your second coat and to...
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13 Ways To Fit In During New York Fashion Week
In a perfect world, you’re a model—the teat which fashion week suckles. But let’s just say, for peasants’ sakes, that you’re not. What do you do? Well ideally you would’ve been thinking ahead and come...
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A Genuine Concern: How Do Girls With The Long Pointy Nails Masturbate?
stephstonenails / Instagram “I cut the middle fingernail of the middle finger right hand real short and I began rubbing along her cunt as she sat upright in bed spreading lotion over her arms face and...
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11 Things You Can Do With Your Bills Besides Opening Them
I see my mailbox get fuller and fuller every day and yet I still can’t seem to figure out what to do with these elusive “bills.” How do I even know they are what they say they are? Paper mail is so...
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Things You Only Talk About With Your Best Friend While At The Nail Salon
Lady crushes The X-Factor BFF1: I would go gay for Ellen Page. Like, all the way. BFF2: Like sex, gay or like hold hands and deeply enjoy her sarcasm, gay? BFF1: I’ll have to think about it. BFF2:...
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13 Things You Buy For No Other Reason Than Society Told You To
Funny story: lightbulbs actually don’t ever have to burn out. They’re just manufactured that way so that consumers will keep buying them and so lightbulb companies can have a sustainable business. 1....
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16 Things You Just Can’t Do With Fake Nails (And 16 Things You Can)
Things You CANNOT Do with Long-Ass Fake Nails 1. Pick your nose. It will bleed. 2. Punch the birth control pills from the packaging. 3. Peel stickers. 4. Pick up coins. 5. Change baby clothes without...
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